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Godzilla

Posted by james on Jan. 1, 2006

(post.rating: 2)
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This movie stinks. Actually, parts of this movie are 7, just fun to watch. I love seeing a huge dinosaur ransacking through New York City. Awesome. If only there had been more of that and less... "plot". Mathew Broderick; have you ever seen him passionate in any movie? I've seen him with his one and only expression, a strange combination of boyish nothingness that could pass for excited/sad/angry/just found out Godzilla's pregnant/oh my gosh space apes! Actually, space apes would have bumped the rating past 0 back up to "4: Laughably corny, so bad it's good." Maria Pitillo just made my black list. She wants to be a Kate Hudson, but ends up being... bad. Sad waste of Jean Reno. Some movie highlights:
-I left you 8 years ago without any explanation and I just stole your material, got you fired, and smeared your name in the news... wanna make out?
-Our computers can only render 1 HUGE CG Godzilla, or a couple hundred small ones. Hmm....
-We're being attacked by mini dinosaurs, our weapons do nothing! Quick, throw gumballs at them! (For Real!!)
-OH MY GOD, SPACE APES!
The End.
Please.

Danny Dunscombe

Posted by james on Dec. 30, 2005

There was this guy I used to know, my older sister's (Leah's) friend. I knew him from Yokosuka, he used to play guitar and make up funny songs. He'd know his future wife by her shoes (but what if she didn't wear shoes?).

Danny, if you're out there, use the "email" link to the left. Maybe it is a very small world.

Coffee and Cigarettes

Posted by james on Dec. 29, 2005

(post.rating: 2)
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One of my always-wanted-to-see movies, ever since I heard about it in the San Francisco Film Festival. Finally got to see it, thanks to P. Verdict; Pointless. Not fun indie pointless, just pointless. The actors seem to give contrived high-school performances, with the director just off camera coaching. Or worse, with no coaching. Someone else's cup of tea.


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