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Hellboy

Posted by james on July 31, 2005

(post.rating: 5)
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Average comic conversion, ok once, great casting for Hellboy (Ron Pearlman.. hardly recognizable as a sensitive monster), Selma Blair makes a cute but uninteresting firegirl. Annoying effeminate fish man. Old school nazi's gone voodoo twist (ala Indiana Jones), works. A little too modern, technology and fast pace.

Alien vs Predator

Posted by james on July 31, 2005

(post.rating: 1)
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Bad scifi cross series experiment. Horrible plot, incredibly bad storyline. Predators are good guys? Wimpy girl becomes adopted predator clan pet? Aliens are no more than pretty jumping scary things. Completely hoses both series. Stupid director...

I, Robot

Posted by james on July 31, 2005

(post.rating: 4)
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Sub average Will Smith in the future, definately not an Isaac Asimov tribute (besides name and pretty images). Barely worth once.


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