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Identity

Posted by james on Dec. 13, 2005

(post.rating: 8)
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Suspenseful, tricky, twisty. Not the best twisty plot, but pretty good first time around. Very moody, great characters. John Cusack in a not "oh my heart is broken" role. Awesome. Ray Liotta, as a crooked yelling guy. Typical. Pretty much good actors all around.

Mr &amp;amp; Mrs Smith

Posted by james on Dec. 13, 2005

(post.rating: 6)
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Long buildup, nothing new. Not much chemistry between Brad and Angelina. Neat slow-mo shooting scene reminiscent of Boondock Saints. Ok for a dollar movie, but not worth watching again.

Wing Commander

Posted by james on Dec. 6, 2005

(post.rating: 2)
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All the reviews said it was horrible. They were right. Fred Prinze Jr has made my blacklist; no more movies with him, if I can help it (Whoa, Keanu Reeves flashsback... his new prodigy). I'm a sucker for video game take-off movies, but this one stinks bad. It might be salvageable if you were to cut out the horrible Kilrathi puppets, the designed-by-kindergarteners spaceship scenes, and <b>all</b> the dialog, and replace it all with homemade high-school film class footage. You think I'm kidding.


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