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football

Posted by james on April 23, 2004

I'm proud to announce the official rocketmonkeys soccer team is undefeated<sup>1</sup>!

So far:
<b>Game 1:</b> 10 to 1, we creamed them.
<b>Game 2:</b> 4 to 5, lost in the last few minutes... they had a transmogrofier, clearly doesn't really count.
<b>Game 3:</b> 12 to 5, they were little babies. Not in age, but in stature. Not actual height-wise stature, just mental height. They had short minds. Baby short minds.

So as you can see, we're off towards our goal of grandeur this year.

If you or someone you know would like to form a rocketmonkeys-sponsored sports<sup>2</sup> team, contact me in any way you seem fit to discuss the matter. We can offer a variety of sponsorships, such as the Mentioning-On-The-Website sponsorship, or the Baseball-Cap-With-A-Name sponsorhip, very popular.

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<sup>1</sup>: this term has many meanings, which cannot all be explained to you here. Please use a dictionary or similar reference.
<sup>2</sup>: sports in this usage defined liberally to include controversial "sports" as cheerleading, golf, and paperclip flicking
</span>

$5.00

Posted by james on April 19, 2004

Today I woke up, and it was raining. Not just raining, but overcast. And that's a bad start to the day.

I went to Church, listened to people argue and make great plans for awesome stuff that I'll probably end up missing by about 2 weeks, and left to come home.

Then I spent the day inside staring at white skies. Not blue, not even green or a nice red-orange around sunset time. But just bleak white.

So I'm tempted to turn to mindless soul sucking moral desensitizing depression. But I have a choice. So I run.
<div style="padding-left:25px">
Step 1. Run
<img src="../share/2004-04-19-pizzastore.jpg" border="1">

Step 2. Rush home
<img src="../share/2004-04-19-pizzabox.jpg" border="1">

Step 3. Profit! No, wait... Pizza!
<img src="../share/2004-04-19-pizza!.jpg" border="1">
</div>
<span style="font-size:13pt;">My name is James. And $5 pizza is my anti drug</span>

Steam powered

Posted by james on March 31, 2004

<img src="../share/2004-03-25_california_strip.JPG" align="right"> I'm sorry to people that are waiting to hear from me. I haven't forgotten, I'm even planning out who I'll try to contact a day or two ahead of time. But lately I haven't had the time.

I get up every morning a little later than I'd like to (but still on-time for work), drive in traffic, get home late, and eat dinner, get one phone call in (maybe). Then it's work, email, and IM'ing until I got to bed. So it'll change... somehow. But just wanted to let you guys know, I haven't forgotten or lost steam. I'm going, man, I'm going.


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