Wing Commander

Posted by james on Dec. 6, 2005

(post.rating: 2)

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All the reviews said it was horrible. They were right. Fred Prinze Jr has made my blacklist; no more movies with him, if I can help it (Whoa, Keanu Reeves flashsback... his new prodigy). I'm a sucker for video game take-off movies, but this one stinks bad. It might be salvageable if you were to cut out the horrible Kilrathi puppets, the designed-by-kindergarteners spaceship scenes, and <b>all</b> the dialog, and replace it all with homemade high-school film class footage. You think I'm kidding.