Posted by james on April 23, 2004
I'm proud to announce the official rocketmonkeys soccer team is undefeated<sup>1</sup>!
<b>Game 1:</b> 10 to 1, we creamed them.
<b>Game 2:</b> 4 to 5, lost in the last few minutes... they had a transmogrofier, clearly doesn't really count.
<b>Game 3:</b> 12 to 5, they were little babies. Not in age, but in stature. Not actual height-wise stature, just mental height. They had short minds. Baby short minds.
So as you can see, we're off towards our goal of grandeur this year.
If you or someone you know would like to form a rocketmonkeys-sponsored sports<sup>2</sup> team, contact me in any way you seem fit to discuss the matter. We can offer a variety of sponsorships, such as the Mentioning-On-The-Website sponsorship, or the Baseball-Cap-With-A-Name sponsorhip, very popular.
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<sup>1</sup>: this term has many meanings, which cannot all be explained to you here. Please use a dictionary or similar reference.
<sup>2</sup>: sports in this usage defined liberally to include controversial "sports" as cheerleading, golf, and paperclip flicking